The Losers, Cougar/Jensen, Cougarjensen
second ridiculous headcanon
Jensen loooooooves ‘Welcome to Night Vale’. It’s the best thing that’s ever happened since the last best thing (which happened to be catching Max and gaining a measure of safety, so you know he’s serious)
The catch? (with Jensen, there’s always a catch)
Jensen now has Cecil saying ‘<3 CARRRRLOOOS<3’ in that adorable way Cecil has as his text notification.
And it makes Cougar blush every time it goes off.
Every. Fucking. Time.
I’m warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment.
They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff… Anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic.
As the ancient Tibetan Philosophy states “Don’t start none, won’t be none!
Telekinetic your way outta this!
Face down, or I’ll make your heart stop beating with my mind!
This is such a great scene.