The Losers, Cougar/Jensen, Cougarjensen
second ridiculous headcanon
Jensen loooooooves ‘Welcome to Night Vale’. It’s the best thing that’s ever happened since the last best thing (which happened to be catching Max and gaining a measure of safety, so you know he’s serious)
The catch? (with Jensen, there’s always a catch)
Jensen now has Cecil saying ‘<3 CARRRRLOOOS<3’ in that adorable way Cecil has as his text notification.
And it makes Cougar blush every time it goes off.
Every. Fucking. Time.